I live on mars, in a tree house by the sea. Monkeys for breakfast and Cheshire cats for tea. Croquet with hedgehogs, through a looking-glass. Rain and sticky notes are more romantic than roses. Whales are my siblings, and I feed them shrimps. Sometimes in the winter, we skate on our bellies. My prince is a frog with muscular legs. But that doesn't keep she-frogs from reaching for him. He stuffs me with brains from a crocodile and apples. We share blankets when it's cold. I hope you'll learn to like me.